HYPER PRESENTS
POPROX!
MINYUM MAYHEM!
MinyumGuessing Games!
PokeMinyum Battles!
Minyum Snail Races!
Minyum Drinking Games!
and a Mount giveaway!
INFO
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Glow it UP! CandyCore!!
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COME PLAY WITH US!
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PRIMAL DC > ULTROS > EMPY > ward 2 plot 22!
SCHEDULE----------
Saturdays
9pm - 12am EST
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IS HIRING!
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STAFF
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Meet the Hyper staff members!
From management to greeter, you'll find us here.
Owners!
Some images are links!
L'yira Denma
Owner
Head Manager
HyperKitten
Doer of all things HyPeR!
Ultros
Contact in Game
Raske Denma
Owner
Yira's Left Hand and Sisser
ChaosKitten
Twice as magical as her sister!
Contact in Game
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Bar Manager!
Captain Helen
Bar Manager
aka Helema (hehe)
Her favorite color is... purple!
Waitress!
Rosinaya
At your service waitress
aka Lil Rosie
Heccin cuteness!
Games Manager!
Gwen Fairess
PokeMinyum Battle Boss
Gwennie
She sleeps early!
Snail Racer!
Kiwii
Local Snail Dealer
She's gonna put a snail in it...bet.
VIP Hosts, Greeters and Shout Runners!
Wynter Annetrin
Greeter
Resident chaos maker!
Jackal Moon
Shouts and all sorts of things
Shy bunny!
RESIDENT DJs
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DJ Rose aka Shiori!
DJ Rose will be playing Saturday nights 10pm to whenever except the last Saturday of each month!
Catch her other sets by visiting her twitch in the links below!
DJ Seida Fox!
DJ Seida Fox will be playing for Hyper Saturday nights from 11:30p-1a EST except the last Saturday of every month!
catch his other sets by visiting his discord, in the links below!
DJ Type!
DJ Type will be playing for Hyper the last Saturday of each month from 10p-1am EST
catch his other sets by visiting his discord in the links below!
DJ Moonfall
(formerly Nhexis)
DJ Nhexis is our fill-in DJ and as such who knows when you'll catch him live but we guarantee whenever it is, IT WILL BE FIRE!
SECRET MENU
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Helen's Secret Drinks
Dark Temptress
An exotic blend of vodka, vermouth and creme de cassis
make this dark delight so sinfully delicious you can only find it in the void.
30k - Masalla Chai
Hyper Candy
(poison for 2)
Two straws, one fishbowl and glittery blue liqueur with candy feeshies swimming around.
40k - 2 person drink - 2x Frozen Spirits
Tipsy Catte
Did someone ask for Midori? This energetic green sweety is full of melony goodness with a splash of sparkling watermelon schnapps to give it that extra shimmer on the dance floor! Just like you!
30k - Chamomile tea
Raver Baby
Crushed ice and frozen spirits? Who could ask for more? Well the Raver Baby can! One step beyond the 'simply' frozen this drink is a rainbow of flavored alcohols in frosty layered perfection!
60k - DAM
Waitstaff
At your Service
Waitstaff is available on walk around basis to take your drink orders
and bring them to you.
They work for tips, be kind.
BAR GAMES
and where to find them!
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Main Bar Drinking Games
Shotgun
For this game you roll
/random 6
five times but one at a time so you can get your drink!
If you roll (1-5) Take a shot
If you roll (6) YOU DIE (lose) /playdead expected
75k to play
100k win if you roll all 5 without dying!
Lock Picker
For this game the bartender will roll /random to get a 3 digit number.The player must then roll /random 9 three times to try to pick the lock!50k to play base game (3 rolls)
100k to play with lock picks (5 rolls)
200k to play with stethescope (7 rolls)
1 number correct earns a free shot2 numbers correct earns 50% return gil,
3 numbers correct wins your money back.
3 numbers in the correct order hits the jackpot for 3x gil paid to play!
Hyper Roulette
Roll /random 10 five times!
Odd numbers - Red Label Whiskey Shot
Even numbers - Black Label Whiskey Shot
Get more black shots than red shots to win!
Price to play 50k
Winners get 75k
Chase the Captain!
(or just The Captain)You are pitted against Captain Helen herself in a roll battle of /random 20You only get three chances to 'catch' the Captain.Your roll has to be within 5 points of Helen's roll to stay in range and get your drink!
Buy-in is 250kIf you get 2 out 3 you win back 50k (not the buy-in, just 50k)
If you get all 3 within range you win 100k)
But if you MATCH Helen's roll exactly on any 1 roll you'll get 250k (your money back).
Match on 2 rolls is 400k
If you manage to match Helen on all three rolls you win double your money. 500kIf you get none in range, then you 'lose Helen in the crowd'.
NOTE! You only get your drink if you stay in range.
Other Staff Games
20 Questions with Yira
price 50kPlay 20 questions with Yira to win a random minion.You will get 20 yes/no questions to use to guess what critter Yira has for you!
They must be questions with yes or no answers only.
If you get it right in the 20 questions, the minion is yours!
HyperChaos!
In this drinking game you will take on Yira herself in 10 rounds!
You have to beat Yira shot for shot and roll for roll on ALL 10 rounds to win!
You and Yira will both roll /random. The game ends and you lose on the first roll lower than Yira's roll.Buy-in is 500k
Winner takes 1 MILLION!
(this game IS subject to Yira's availability! ♥)
Meet our
VIPs
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Feeling like a highroller? Want to be up in that special box?
Reach out to the bouncer at the door or Yira, Lana or Raske
to join the ranks of the VIP!
Konan Amegakure
Obi'bun Kenobe! Thank you!
V'nathrius Apericus! Thank you!
Zozo Ebonscale! Thank you!
Eyagi Pack! Thank you!
Baracca/Holly! Thank you!
L'Arc aka Snow! Thank you!
Sentaki Onmyou! Thank you!
Your pic could be here!
MAIN BAR
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Bar Buyout
2mil for main floor only,
5mil for all bars.
(does not include drinking games)
Drink List!
prices listed under the drink
HyperKitten
(Margarita or hurricane) - Crimson Cider
10k
Yira's drink of choice - created by her sister! This is basically dessert you can drink, and honestly what could be better? Peanut Butter Liqueur, peanut butter cups, hot fudge sauce, and vodka make this deceptively powerful drink easy to down and keep your speed up till you drop!
ChaosKitten
(flaming drink) - Spiced Cider
10k
This hot and fiery number comes with the ability to put you in your place!
This fruity number has three rums with passionfruit juice, pineapple, lime, lemon bitters and set on fire!
Drink it quick!
Dancing Xaela
(Highball drink) - Mint lassi
10k
A classic drink like a certain lady of HYPER! This red number is a simple four part drink with Rye whisky, Simple syrup, Bitters. All added after the glass is rinsed in absinthe!
The Showcase!
(Lowball glass) - Grapejuice
5k
The mixologist here at Hyper learned this one at a former employer and are WE happy they did!
A take on the Negroni! This Gin, Sweet Vermouth and home made red wine aperitif is sure to delight!
Blue Catte
(Gives you claws!) - Pineapple juice
5k
A local favorite of the employees here! 151 rum, Vodka, Blue Curacao, House made sweet and sour mix, on mixed with our favorite energy drink! Garnished with a orange wheel and cherry.
SuperCharger
(Tall glass) - Orange Juice
5k
Need to change gears and get back up to hyper-speed? This refreshing mix of a little rum, Pomegranate and fresh mint make for a good pitstop before getting back on the floor!
Body Shots
Body shots are a macro'd short drink interaction
done in /emote and /say chat and varying by staff member.
Can you collect them all?
50k each
MINYUM GAMES
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Below you will find the Rules for the Minyum Mayhem Games!:
POKEMINYUM BATTLES
RULES!
Just like Fight Club but with minyums!
SNAIL RACING
RULES!
Do you even DeathRoll Bro?
WARNING!:
Excessive creepiness, stalker behavior, harassment,
or abusive behaviors as deemed by the staff member
WILL
result in patron being banned from the club.
Their limits are your limits.
We are ALL here to have fun!
GALLERY
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HIRING!
Hyper is the brainchild of a very Hyper Kitten who has long wanted to create
a venue that is FUN, Bright, Welcoming, and... HYPER just like her! So...
Let's Goooooo!
HyPeR is HIRING!!
We are looking for:
2 Shout Runners
Shouter Shifts:
1 round at 7pm EST
1 round at 9pm EST
1 round at 11pm EST
Pay is 1MIL PER round
A round consists of
ALL reachable NA Data Centers,
All reachable world servers on that DC,
Main Cities ONLY:
Limsa, Ul'dah, New Gridania
First Shouter to sign up may choose 1, 2 or all 3 rounds!
**Limit ONE shouter per round!
**First round is mandatory.
1 Waitperson
2 Fill-in/Flex persons
Shift for Waitstaff/Flex is:
Saturdays 9pm - Midnight EST
Prefer Experience but will train the right person/s.
Message L'yira Denma on Ultros in game OR via DMs on Discord to set up an interview.
*FC membership not required