HYPER PRESENTS

City Nights!

Run the crowded alleys
under the city skyline
And Join US in the Club!

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COME PLAY WITH US!

Guessing Games with Yira!
Drinking Games with Helena!
Gamba with Type (when not DJing)!
Snail Races with Kiwii!
and a nightly Mount giveaway!

INFO
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Glow it UP!
Lighthouse Available!!
(direct pair only, no syncshell)

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PRIMAL DC > ULTROS > EMPY > ward 2 plot 22!

SCHEDULE
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Saturdays
9pm - 12am EST

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STAFF

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Meet the Hyper staff members!

From management to greeter, you'll find us here.

Owners!

Some images are links!

L'yira Denma

Owner
Head Manager
HyperKitten
Doer of all things HyPeR!
Ultros
Contact in Game

Raske Denma

Owner
Yira's Left Hand and Sisser
ChaosKitten
Twice as magical as her sister!
Contact in Game

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Bar Manager!

Captain Helen
Bar Manager
aka Helema (hehe)
Her favorite color is... purple!

Waitress!

Rosinaya
At your service waitress
aka Lil Rosie
Heccin cuteness!

Games Manager!

Gwen Fairess
PokeMinyum Battle Boss
Gwennie
She sleeps early!

Snail Racer!

Kiwii
Local Snail Dealer
She's gonna put a snail in it...bet.

VIP Hosts, Greeters and Shout Runners!

Wynter Annetrin
Hostess
Resident chaos maker!

Jackal Moon
Shouts and all sorts of things
Shy bunny!

RESIDENT DJs

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DJ Rose aka Shiori!

DJ Rose will be playing Saturday nights 10pm to whenever except the last Saturday of each month!
Catch her other sets by visiting her twitch in the links below!

DJ Seida Fox!

DJ Seida Fox will be playing for Hyper Saturday nights from 11:30p-1a EST except the last Saturday of every month!
catch his other sets by visiting his discord, in the links below!

DJ Type!

DJ Type will be playing for Hyper the last Saturday of each month from 10p-1am EST
catch his other sets by visiting his discord in the links below!

DJ Nhexis
(formerly Moonfall)

DJ Nhexis is our fill-in DJ and as such who knows when you'll catch him live but we guarantee whenever it is, IT WILL BE FIRE!

SECRET MENU

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Helen's Secret Drinks

Dark Temptress

An exotic blend of vodka, vermouth and creme de cassis
make this dark delight so sinfully delicious you can only find it in the void.
30k - Masalla Chai

Hyper Candy
(poison for 2)

Two straws, one fishbowl and glittery blue liqueur with candy feeshies swimming around.
40k - 2 person drink - 2x Frozen Spirits

Tipsy Catte

Did someone ask for Midori? This energetic green sweety is full of melony goodness with a splash of sparkling watermelon schnapps to give it that extra shimmer on the dance floor! Just like you!
30k - Chamomile tea

Raver Baby

Crushed ice and frozen spirits? Who could ask for more? Well the Raver Baby can! One step beyond the 'simply' frozen this drink is a rainbow of flavored alcohols in frosty layered perfection!
60k - DAM

Waitstaff

At your Service
Waitstaff is available on walk around basis to take your drink orders
and bring them to you.
They work for tips, be kind.

BAR GAMES

and where to find them!

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Main Bar Drinking Games

Shotgun

For this game you roll
/random 6
five times but one at a time so you can get your drink!
If you roll (1-5) Take a shot
If you roll (6) YOU DIE (lose) /playdead expected
75k to play
100k win if you roll all 5 without dying!

Lock Picker

For this game the bartender will roll /random to get a 3 digit number.The player must then roll /random 9 three times to try to pick the lock!50k to play base game (3 rolls)
100k to play with lock picks (5 rolls)
200k to play with stethescope (7 rolls)
1 number correct earns a free shot
2 numbers correct earns 50% return gil,
3 numbers correct wins your money back.
3 numbers in the correct order hits the jackpot for 3x gil paid to play!

Hyper Roulette

Roll /random 10 five times!
Odd numbers - Red Label Whiskey Shot
Even numbers - Black Label Whiskey Shot
Get more black shots than red shots to win!
Price to play 50k
Winners get 75k

Chase the Captain!

(or just The Captain)You are pitted against Captain Helen herself in a roll battle of /random 20You only get three chances to 'catch' the Captain.Your roll has to be within 5 points of Helen's roll to stay in range and get your drink!
Buy-in is 250kIf you get 2 out 3 you win back 50k (not the buy-in, just 50k)
If you get all 3 within range you win 100k)
But if you MATCH Helen's roll exactly on any 1 roll you'll get 250k (your money back).
Match on 2 rolls is 400k
If you manage to match Helen on all three rolls you win double your money. 500kIf you get none in range, then you 'lose Helen in the crowd'.
NOTE! You only get your drink if you stay in range.

Other Staff Games

20 Questions with Yira

price 50kPlay 20 questions with Yira to win a random minion.You will get 20 yes/no questions to use to guess what Yira has in her little pawb for you!
They must be questions with yes or no answers only.
If you get it right in the 20 questions, the prize is yours!
(prizes can include fashion accessories, facewear, outdoor housing items, etc.)

HyperChaos!

In this drinking game you will take on Yira herself in 10 rounds!
You have to beat Yira shot for shot and roll for roll on ALL 10 rounds to win!
You and Yira will both roll /random. The game ends and you lose on the first roll lower than Yira's roll.Buy-in is 500k
Winner takes 1 MILLION!
(this game IS subject to Yira's availability! ♥)

Meet our

VIPs

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Feeling like a highroller for Type's Gamba table?
Want to be pictured here?
Reach out to the bouncer at the door or Yira, Helena or Raske
to join the ranks of the VIP!
(VIP is limited to Hyper Main Venue only. Amethyst and Red Velvet Lounge are -not- included.)

LET THE
MINYUM GAMESBEGIN!

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Below you will find the Rules for the Minyum Mayhem Games!:

POKEMINYUM BATTLES
RULES!

Just like Fight Club but with minyums!
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Pull out your favorite minyum and go head to head with a staff member or other willing patron in three rounds of MORTAL K... err.. battle!
You will both do an initial /random roll.
*Highest Roll goes first!
*Each player begins with 10 health points!
*In each round players will roll /random 10 costing their opponent to 'lose' those points from their initial 10.
*The first player to lose all 10 points loses!50k buy-in.Winner gets their buy-in back.
Loser.. well... want some ice for that burn?

SNAIL RACING
RULES!

Do you even DeathRoll Bro?Cause snail races are death rolls starting at /random 100.
Guest rolls first, always.
First player to roll a 1 loses.Buy-in 20k
Winner takes 30kSee Kiwii to play!
(Note: Kiwii works random shifts so may not always be available. If you see the snail racing table in the dark corner, she's in. If it's not there, she's out.)

WARNING!:
Excessive creepiness, stalker behavior, harassment,
or abusive behaviors as deemed by the staff member
WILL
result in patron being banned from the club.
Their limits are your limits.
We are ALL here to have fun!

HIRING!

Hyper is the brainchild of a very Hyper Kitten who had long wanted to create
a venue that is FUN, Bright, Welcoming, and... HYPER just like her! So...

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HyPeR is HIRING!!

We are looking for:

1 Shout Runner

Shouter Shifts:
1 round at 7pm EST
1 round at 10pm EST
Pay is 250K PER round
A round consists of
ALL reachable NA Data Centers,
All reachable world servers on that DC,
Main Cities:
Limsa, Ul'dah, New Gridania, Tuliyollal, Solution 9
First Shouter to sign up may choose 1 or 2 rounds!
**Limit ONE shouter per round!
**First round is mandatory unless someone else takes it first.

1 Waitperson

2 Fill-in/Flex persons

Shift for Waitstaff/Flex is:

Saturdays 9pm - Midnight EST

Prefer Experience but will train the right person/s.

Message L'yira Denma on Ultros in game OR via DMs on Discord to set up an interview.

*FC membership not required